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When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.
after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
A hipster who is prone to futurism instead of vintage. But like regular hipsters, they are still opposed to the mainstream. You can usually see them all dressed in black leather and listening to futuristic electronic music or the Tron movie soundtrack. They look like a Japanese school girl with all their cutting edge style and technology. The name is a reference to the movie as most of them live their whole life by it.
Jon: Hey see that girl all dressed in leather and driving that all black Lamborghini with LED headlights.
Bryce: Yeah mate, she just probably wishes she could live in Tron. Damn Tron hipsters.
A hipster thug is someone who transcends the normal hipster status and sets a new level of class. They are the definition of a perfect hipster.
My friend Tom put a paper clip in his glasses frames to keep them together after he lost the screw, he is a total hipster thug.
A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.
I nearly tripped over this guy in full hipster paralysis on my way over here.
One who uses the mainly cancerous site Twitch, and purposefully watches less popular streamers to appear cool. In reality, however, they're just lonely nerds and deep down they know that
Hipster twitcher: Holy cow! This stream only has 200 viewers, I am gonna watch it so I appear cool and hip to my fellow Twitchers!
Obese friend who uses Twitch and is also a weeb: By god, you're such a hipster twitcher man
The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.
Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.
A common hipster haircut where the sides of the head are cut short while the top is left long. The long portion of the hair is then combed back or to the side using hair products. A long beard is grown to complement the hair.
Hipster walks into a barber shop: Hey man give me the Hipster Cut.