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The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.

"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."

by PleaseGodDon'tLetMyMomFindThis June 25, 2023


Hobo Handwarmer

When Hobo Harley takes a massive dump on a cold winter day, and passes the steaming pile of shit around to warm all other Hobo hands.

"Man it's fucking freezing out here, anybody got a Hobo handwarmer they wouldn't mind sparing?"

by Millrat November 15, 2018


Hobo Sasha

A Russian girl with a massive Dick. Usually has blonde hair and perfect eyes but also reminds others of a monkey due to ears. Her daily intake of vodka is above the average Russian amount so that bitch gets fucked up

She isn’t a baddie she’s hobo Sasha.

by MABRY is boring November 16, 2021


facebook hobo

A broke bitch looking for drugs money or place to live

Amy was a facebook hobo until she got what she needed

by Cc003 April 20, 2018


Hypixel Hobo

Imagine a typical Hypixel player, imagine if they were amazing and they were cool. Basically a nice Hypixel boi.

AnEpicYeet is a Hypixel Hobo Supreme.

by ThatMangoMonkey June 22, 2021


hobo's breakfast

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

by do0tz December 2, 2017


hobo joed

When you stick your tongue in ones ear and wiggle it ( wiggle wiggle ;) ) around getting all sloppy and wet making the other scream in terror

Tyler hobo joed me last night and i was grossed out.

by Megatron94xo June 17, 2023