The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.
"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."
When Hobo Harley takes a massive dump on a cold winter day, and passes the steaming pile of shit around to warm all other Hobo hands.
"Man it's fucking freezing out here, anybody got a Hobo handwarmer they wouldn't mind sparing?"
A Russian girl with a massive Dick. Usually has blonde hair and perfect eyes but also reminds others of a monkey due to ears. Her daily intake of vodka is above the average Russian amount so that bitch gets fucked up
She isn’t a baddie she’s hobo Sasha.
A broke bitch looking for drugs money or place to live
Amy was a facebook hobo until she got what she needed
Imagine a typical Hypixel player, imagine if they were amazing and they were cool. Basically a nice Hypixel boi.
AnEpicYeet is a Hypixel Hobo Supreme.
A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.
**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.
Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.
When you stick your tongue in ones ear and wiggle it ( wiggle wiggle ;) ) around getting all sloppy and wet making the other scream in terror
Tyler hobo joed me last night and i was grossed out.