talk to the horses

nip off round the back for a quick piss

holy shit mate, after all them beers I'm gonna have to talk to the horses...

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horse Bitch

a chick who loves horses,
has horses, takes pictures of her horses, posts about her horses and wont shut the fuck up about her horses.

how did that loser end up with her?
oh wait she is a horse bitch.

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ghetto horse

A dance in which one grabs one's crotch, lifts up one leg, and lifts up one arm on the same side of the leg, jumps, then switches sides, and keeps jumping while switching sides and switching the hand with which one holds one's crotch. It was invented in 2002 by a group of youngsters in St. Paul, Minnesota.

Greg was lookin' fly and catchin' the girl's eyes when he was doin' the ghetto horse at the club last night.

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Nooka Horse

Not fair, shouldn't have happened. Similar to "BullShit"

Man, that is Nooka Horse!

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Horse Girl

A girl who is also a horse. Half horse, half girl, all danger.

"That girl's half horse. She's a horse girl. A horse hybrid. A horsebrid."

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horse feeler

A girl that is under 18, dresses like a hooker, and only does men with big dicks.

girl: hay man, want to do it.

man: sure!

(both get in bed)

girl: hay, your dick is only 2.5 inches long, not 3.5!(girl walks out)

man: what a horse feeler!

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Dogs and horses

When you talk utter bollocks, that makes no sense too the person you are talking to.

"Hey, I love God!"
"woaahhh! You talk dogs and horses!"

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