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Dudas' Law: A law which states that any imperfection on the female body can be overlooked if her boobs are big enough. A law that is followed by every straight man and some lesbians I guess.
"Hey man want me to hook you up with my sister's friend? She lost a leg in a car fire and is also half-retarded."
"How big are her tits?"
"Huge."
"I'll give her a call."
"Totally man, it's Dudas' law."
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A law discovered in Littleton Colorado that any rock kicked/thrown at/under a parked car with enough velocity will with out fail bounce up and hit some part of said car.
I wonder if i can kick this rock under that parked without hitting it
dude no, that would break feese's law
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The law states that; If anything can possibly go wrong, it will.
It's sods law that the car would break down on today of all days.
See Murphy’s Law
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Joel's Law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as JL.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.
Kid One - Dude, I'm totally going to fail this test today.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.
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No matter what a guy has or who he is with, he is not satisfied.
Grant's Law is derived from the actor Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant was lving with Elizabeth Hurley one on the most beautiful woman in the world and wasn't satisfied. So he picked up a crack 'ho on Sunsent Blvd.
Dude 1: I can't believe Nelson. He is with that hottie Cicely for six months and she caught him with making time with that hood rat Heather last night at the club.
Dude 2: It's Grant's Law. Guys are never satisfied with what they have.
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see also PITA
a) the female sibling of a person's husband or wife.
b) a troublemaking sibling of your wife who spends all waking moments trying to cause trouble between you and your wife.
c) (WVA only), see Aunt Gladys.
My sister-in-law, Danielle, kept encouraging my wife to dump me.
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the picture of your wife in the not so remote future
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