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Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet
Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!
Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet
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To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough
I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet
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One who controls or otherwise shows dominance over one or more Internets or web sites.
Yeah, I heard the Baron of Internets beat the internet. He said the end guy was hard.
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That moment when you open a new tab and are about to do something - then you totally forget what you were doing.
Person 1: I was mindlessly wasting my life away on Tumblr so I decided to open a new tab and OH SHIT WHAT THE F*CK was I going to do.
Person 2: Shit, you must have internet amnesia.
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1. You should thank this browser, because without it, we wouldn't have Firefox or Google Chrome
2. A shitty browser that puts a bunch of viruses and spyware on your computer, has no uses but downloading Firefox or Google Chrome, and bricking your PC. It also comes with free security bugs, is loaded with adware and spyware, and it constantly freezes. Works better if you delete it right after downloading an alternate browser.
If you use this browser, you are:
A - new to computers
B - an idiot
C - someone who likes viruses and adware
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Smart Person: I'm downloading Google Chrome with Internet explorer.
Idiot: *uses internet explorer* i haz many viruses!!!11!!11!!!111!! *pc breaks 5 minutes later*
2) I forgot to delete Internet explorer, now my pc has hundreds of viruses and ads on it! *breaks pc with a sledgehammer*
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(verb) being nude or scandalous in a photo or video that is posted online for everyone to see.
(adj) openly nude or skanky in front of a large number of people without care.
"Well, I'll get take off my shirt but no cameras, I don't quite feel like getting internet naked tonight."
"God, that slut is totally getting internet naked right now."
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Watching internet porn before bed
Bro 1: I couldn't sleep last night so I took some internet Ambien and fell right to sleep.
Bro 2: same bro you hit up PH?
Bro 1: of course got that premium 👌👌👌
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