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My Name Jeff

one of the most gayest and dead meme in the history, it's basically a guy saying "MY NAME IS JEFF"to some criminals.

Gay Normie: Oi, My Name Jeff
Me: *Gunshot*

by TriHard CX April 9, 2018


My Name Jeff

Really epic meme

Epic Fortnite gamer:"My name Jeff"
9 Year old gamer girl: "fuck me"

by PokeBread December 12, 2018


Jeff Brondel

A guy who has it all. Jeff is a snarky, sassy guy, but he can also be your best friend. He's kind and might bring you cake on your birthday, if youre lucky. Jeff will teach you, but he doesn't care if you mess up. He is forgiving and loves to craft and hunt. If you ever come across Jeff, don't take him for granted. Jeff is also a valued K of C member.

Look, it is Jeff Brondel!
Jeff Brondel is so cool!

by love urself October 29, 2018


Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.

Gejj Bestor? No, It's "Jeff Bezos," his name is Jeff Bezos, not fucking "Gejj Bestor"

by steakjuice September 11, 2021


Jeff Bezos

When the blow hit, his belly lifted in the air like an empty rut, until his ass cracked. Jeffrey sank down into the grass. His face slid off his ass, so he could see my mouth on his dirty ass cheeks.

I bit and sucked.

Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.

When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.

My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.

Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.

Jeffrey

Jeff Bezos just DDoS'd me

by The Definer 666 69 420 August 19, 2022


Jeff Bezos

When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.

Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate

by Mista chief January 8, 2021


Jeff bezos

When someone such as your friend acting like they got the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos

Friend 1: Shit too bad I already got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate

by Mista chief January 8, 2021