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The most perfect guy you will ever meet in your entire life. If you ever have a chance to meet Jake Eli, never let him go because he’s the most amazing person you will ever meet. Jake Eli is the most understanding, kind, loving, amazing person anyone can find and having one in your life is the luckiest gift you could have.
I wish I knew Jake Eli.
Jake Eli is the best
very small, very weird, very sexy...
likes to masturbate to pictures of Hayley Williams (Paramore singer) and he has been known to talk about the large scale of his reproductive organs.
Tanner: I'm so bored.
Jeff: Yeah man, I wish Jake Pratt was here, that litte guy is fucking crazy.
An emo guy thats addicted to really chunky wenches!
lad:"Emo Jake look at that 8/10"
Jake:"sorry boys looks like she needs a muffin or two"
A cuntry ass Motherfucker that drives a loud ass, shitbox Chevy Suburban and kills furry animals with his Slock Stick.
You know Jake Hale?
Yeah sumbitch drives that shitbox suburban
real big baller is and will always be one of the homies. cannot green to save his life. he does not say the n-word
“look at curry man, so inspirational”
- flight reacts
jake house’s favourite quote
Using a Item anally that is attached to a string , chain , and / or ribbon and attaching it to a inanimate object to restrain the individual from movement .
A sexual term used to describe a position .
We were experimenting with each others body and I decided to give him a anchoring jake. He was brought to a instant euphoria knowing he was anchored to the bed.
The scariest motherfucker in Queensland
Robbo: Oi have you seen Jake Wilson? Apparently he's here
Steve-O: What the fuck cunt? Get the fuck out of here