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Emo Jake

An emo guy thats addicted to really chunky wenches!

lad:"Emo Jake look at that 8/10"
Jake:"sorry boys looks like she needs a muffin or two"

by hhajake November 6, 2012


Jake hale

A cuntry ass Motherfucker that drives a loud ass, shitbox Chevy Suburban and kills furry animals with his Slock Stick.

You know Jake Hale?
Yeah sumbitch drives that shitbox suburban

by LoudAssSuburban1989 May 7, 2019


jake house

real big baller is and will always be one of the homies. cannot green to save his life. he does not say the n-word

look at curry man, so inspirational
- flight reacts

jake house’s favourite quote

by bigweiner420 April 14, 2020


Anchoring Jake

Using a Item anally that is attached to a string , chain , and / or ribbon and attaching it to a inanimate object to restrain the individual from movement .

A sexual term used to describe a position .

We were experimenting with each others body and I decided to give him a anchoring jake. He was brought to a instant euphoria knowing he was anchored to the bed.

by mjp9348 December 7, 2018


Jake the hedgehog

jake gets bullied because he had a dusty and cried because someone called him sonic

jake the hedgehog was all a joke

"jake when is the new sonic movie coming out"

by warmerparty April 2, 2020


Jake (White)

Jake White is a popular slang term for bisexual aliens who act like they’re not bisexual. Most people really dislike people who act like Jake White. They all hate them but Jake White never realises.

“Oh my god I him so much!”
“Yeah he’s a lot like Jake (white). He’s definitely bisexual. I hate people like that.)

by notwaleed August 30, 2023


jake olsen

A sexy boi wit' a six pack

Two girls are at the beach. One says 'thats a fine Jake Olsen over there'

by Wolffinder74 January 14, 2018