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A fucking legendary teacher who drives Uburs and fucks mad bitches
Look at they way Mr jay teaches
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Sean Carter other wise known as Jay-Z,Hova,young hova,Jay-hova,S.Carter or Jigga is one of the most brilliant rappers in the history of hip hop. His endless flow, deep lyrics, and ofcourse his brillance sets him apart from the commercial and overated mainstream hip hop artists today. To me, and to many, Jay-Z's lyrics are couragess and some are just down right touching. He tells his story on a level of brilliance and meaningfullness that surpasses the crap and stupid shit people are now calling hip hop. Some people don't know what he is talking about or dont understand his lyrics but that is clearly a case of ignorance or those kinds of people just need to really listen to his lyrics although it is understandable that poeple could be baffled by his greatness and the heavyness of his words. Despite all of this, Jay-Z has maintainded a small head which he carries quite well on his shoulders. He is the current president and CEO of Def Jam and Roc-A-Fella Records. If anyone in this fucked up world has any sense he will go down in history as one of the greatist rappers that has ever walked the face of this earth.
I love Izzo,Regrets,Renegade featuring Eninem,and 99 problems. The Grey Album shows off Jay-Z's creativity and the layering of music is crazy.
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1) A microwave that has been in use for years but never cleaned. Splattered foods from all walks of life are caked on the walls so thick that you could make an entire meal out of it, if you were brave enough to scrape it all off. Regardless of the food you put in there, it comes out smelling like every dish that has been put in before it.
2) What you get when you mix bean burritos, pizza, tuna fish, popcorn, nachos, fish sticks, hot dogs, corn dogs, hamburgers, funnel cakes, macaroni and cheese, beans, chili, Taco Bell, and sloppy joes, put them in the microwave until they explode, and then cook your regular food in it.
3) When something is utterly disgusting.
"Look at my truck. It's got mud and bird shit all over it!" -"Yeah, it looks like Jay's Microwave."
"I had a bad case of explosive diarrhea and when I got done, it looked like Jay's Microwave."
"I picked up a girl at the bar and when I stuck my hand down her pants I got all kinds of Jay's Microwave on it."
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Technical: "may you be victorious"
can be used to replace pretty much any word, ever.
eg. hello, fuck, well done
ho can be replaced with no, or go depending on the situation.
but jai ho is the crowned queen :)
"i'd jai ho him"
"i was jai ho'd last night"
person 1 - "i tripped"
person 2- "jai ho!"
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A "Shane" or "Super" Jay. A large joint of high quality home-grown marijuana.
Wait man, we should go smoke the S-Jay then get dinner.
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Mountain Dew: Code Red mixed with Burnett's Vodka.
I was so wasted after my third Eric Jay that I made out with a butterface.
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a black rapper who is actually better than what people judge him by. they usually listen to his mainstream songs which aren't that great lyrically, but have a good beat.
people don't listen to his good songs where he raps out multis like every second.
to all the people that hate jay-z or eminem, listen to the song "renegade", or at least look up the lyrics.
Guy:I heard jay-z on the radio.
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