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NJ Guy: Heyy
Girl: Heyy where are you from?
NJ Guy: I'm from New Jersey, you?
Girl: Eww, get away from me...
MD Guy: Is this guy messing with you?
Girl: Yeah he is, who are you and where did you come from?
MD Guy: I come from the greatest land of all, Maryland,
Girl: MY HEROO
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Once its own state, New Jersey is now a territory occupied transplanted Staten Island and Long Island barbarians who were forced to leave their homes due to having too much money and overdeveloping their land. Over time, much of the state people's culture has been forgotten and replaced with that of the steadily increasing barbarian population.
"That kid has a horrible New Jersey accent and dresses like he is always going to the gym."
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When referencing your friends as annoying Hershey shore characters. Or when u call a ho wanna be
Hey Jersey whore u should flash as the girl walks away u yell Jersey whore
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A Jersey Turtle is an annoying and vaguely Soprano-esqe pest that crawls out of the armpit of the United States, New Jersey, and infests 'quaint' and 'resort' towns throughout the state of Vermont. As soon as the snow hits they come up from hibernation to 'hit the slopes, dude!' The most common location for a Jersey Turtle to be spotted is along USRT.4 heading from New York state into Rutland, VT.
Most Jersey Turtles are large oversized SUVs including (but not limited to): Suburbans, Hummers, Tahoes, Lexus', and rarely a Land Rover. Expect to see various items of ski/snowboard gear to be strewn across the road as well... this is the telltale sign that a Jersey Turtle has been in the area.
"Oh crap, is that a car in the median?"
"Nah, it's just a Jersey Turtle."
"Ah, ok... they should learn to drive"
"Sure, but then what would they replace the drives licenses with in the vending machines?"
"Good point."
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When you wear a basketball jersey with nothing underneath so it looks life a wife beater
Matt: What the heck, Mike you were supposed to wear a wife beater to the party
Mike: I didn't have one so I wore a jersey beater
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is a phrase used to define when people get smart after they are drunk.
1) guy: dam i bet you look better with your clothes on the ground.
girl: did your jersey smarts help you solve this crisis.
2)Guy 1:"dude i think we won't make it home walking"
Guy 2:"dude no shit you serious? you got them jersey smarts"
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Cruising in the exit lane even tho your not exiting and swerving into the right lane at the last moment or at any opening especially in start stop traffic
That delivery truck is sooo slow!
Just jersey slide past it!
U know what? I will.
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