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Get a tooth paste bottle then empty it, after that fill it with jizz then give it to someone and they will have jizz on their toothbrush and teeth
I just gave my ex girlfriend some jizz paste
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A real slut. The chick who fucks everyone secertly. She doesn't like train, she thinks she's classy BC she gives her puss a Mexican shower after each bang.typically bangs 4 dudes a night n all of them are in love with her is a true jizz queffer
Adj. Tonya is a total jizz queffer she fucked half Of the frat last night. N. That jizz queffer went n fucked my 6 brothers last night.
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When you take two knifes and heat them up by putting them on a hot stove. Then you cum on them and inhale the smoke created by the burning semen.
Oh my God! That guy totally loves jizz knifers!
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To fill your hands with jizz. Then clap your hands to have jizz splatter everywhere.
Man dis girl was jacking me off and her hands were full of jizz. Then she got all excited with the jizz and was clapping her hands. Doing the jizz clap. The after effect was jizz on my bed, carpet, eyes, mouth, her hair, and my walls.
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The smell of jizz in the air even though there is none.
Mr. X: you smell that?
Mr. Y: smell what?
Mr. X: That Invis-a-Jizz, it smells terrible
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When your boyfriend cums in your butt and lays between your legs and you fart.
"I busted in Tammy's butt and she started jizz misting on me shortly afterword whilst I waited Indian style between her legs."
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More commonly known as the JP, this is the point at which a male simply cannot contain his sperm anymore, and jizzes all over the place.
Girl: "Dont forget to pull out before the jizz point."
Boy: "You mean the JP?"
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