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The day where you ask your partner or anyone you want for any pic or video and they have to send it or they don't love you
guy 1 : dude i asked my gf for a soapy titty pic today
guy 2 :yo did she send it
guy 1 : ofc dude its july 24 duh
guy 2 : thats sick dude , im gonna ask jack for soapy dick pics and nut videos with the sound on
?guy 1 : bro
July 27 is the day where all the BAD BITCHES are born. If you're born on this day, you're the baddest bitch and you deserve to be praised on your birthday. In more than one way ;)
Person 1: When's your birthday?
Person 2: July 27th.
Person 1: Oh so you're a BAD BITCH?
July 14th is the day when you should send noodles to your beloved one
if someone is born on july 15 you have to give them head it’s a law
wanna suck it?
no
i was born on july 15
ohhhh okay come here
national the ants day
Throw the plant away if it has had any contact with ants.
Walk around like the ants girl does.
"Hey brian why are you putting your fingers on your head like that?"
"Its July 22, national the ants day, bro!! now got throw away your plant!"
"Oh yeah dude, gotta throw it out!!"
A day where u can have a girl eat ur ass
July 1st the girl can be eating u instead of her.
the day where the most sexiest girls alive were born. but if your a guy then it doesn’t really matter .
That peng ting wiv dat fat back over dere musta been born on july 1 styllll!