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Making sticky keys

When you look at porn for so long that all the keys are sticky to the touch.

"My palms keep getting stuck to the spacebar. Chuck must have been making sticky keys last night."

by Rudolf Hailey September 10, 2011


Low-key hangout

Can entail just getting food or drinking in a chill setting and playing games with only one other person, or a group of people.

Jared: "Hey are you down for a low-key hangout?"
Jessica: "Yeah, yo. Who's going to be there?"

by moobitch2 March 24, 2022


any key now

Imaginary key on a typical PC keyboard programs often ask you to click.

"Imaging complete press any key now"

"To continue press any key now"

by Bear$4it$ February 4, 2016


Off key bro

It’s just something that ain’t right. It don’t feel good it’s just totally off key man

Oh no that was off key bro

by Moechella November 22, 2021


Pause break key

Its a key on your keyboard that does something

human 1: Have you used pause break key on your keyboard?

human 2: no

by bro stop existing April 20, 2021


low-key hard

When something is very bad-ass, but in a low-key manner.

Bro, that wallet is low-key hard....

by Lowkeyfrancis November 22, 2020


Black Keys Matter

The modern piano fan’s way to be offended by anti-black racism while at the same mocking the PC and Black Lives Matter.

In Traditional, Europe-based Music Notation the black keys on a piano only have slave names. The white keys all have the letter names A, B, C, D, E, F or G. But all of the lowly black piano keys are called a ‘sharp’ or a ‘flat’ of their white supremacist piano keyboard neighbors.

The black keys are like welcoming servants who help the player navigate the keyboard by sight or by touch. And they don’t even have their own letter names! OMG! How racist is that?

“Hey man you and your piano are blocking traffic. Do ya need help gettin’ that upright off the street?”

“I’m here to raise awareness of the plight of the black piano keys. They all got the slave names of their white key neighbors. The black keys are oppressed by white key supremacists. Can you tell me what’s so special about the whiteys that they get such special treatment?”

“Well... lookin’ at your piano I can see the white keys have different shapes and the black keys all look the same.”

“All the blacks look alike to you! You must be a piano racist. Get outta here you ignorant, Nazi white key supremacist! Black Keys Matter! Black Keys Matter! ... ”

by pianocheater September 20, 2016

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