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A person whom you would have sexual intercourse with only under the influence of alcohol.
Derek: Dude, that girl that left this morning was so ugly! How much did you drink last night?
Me: I know, I know, I need to start avoiding the liquor lay...
a small person often has big facial features
and is often of eastern nationality
funny and a good friend
often the only sibling
An easy shot at doing something
This analogy is taken from basketball, when you have the court clear in front of you and can just lay the ball up near the basket, and use one hand to bounce it off the backboard and into the basket. The layup is considered the most basic shot in basketball
Bro I got you her number and insta, and she was already into you, I handed you a lay up, and you still fucked it up?
The guy interviewing me for the job was an ex-colleague and my best friend. The interview was a layup.
A short asian boy with glasses. He is a decent guy, and I recommend you be friends with him!
You should meet Ashton Lay! He's a great guy!
To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.