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Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation
John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"
The process of rotating a patient in bed using 2 slide sheets with a nurse at each top sheet corner.
"Hey this patient is in the bed up side down, how will we put them the right side up?" "We'll do The lazy Diane, we just need 4 nurses and 2 slide sheets!"
The coolest seal to ever live; being in the presence of this wonderful being is simply a blessing to all organisms on Earth. Lazy Seal is only one of a kind and can commonly be found wandering around in Boe Brigade, the home of the many other wonderful creatures to ever step foot on the soil of our planet (Except for Lazy Seal, because he's cool and doesn't need legs).
Is that Lazy Seal? Oh my god he's so cool and amazing, I wish I could be like Lazy Seal!
Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!
Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'
Someone who doesn't even try when making out or when having sex.
"That lazy whale wouldn't even go down on me, girl!"
A sexual act where one cums in the others notrils, then they open their mouth big and watch the cum leak down like a lazy river
Craig- hey man I just gave Susan a lazy river last night!
Jerry- no way I’ve always wanted to do that.
Laziness isnt something to be mad about, nobody who says they are mad or irritated about someone else's laziness really is. Someone laying around all day isn't motivated enough to burn buildings (arson), to steal lots of money from people, to kill for personal gain, and so on. All the wrong (highly motivated) people are already taken more seriously than they should be, while a lot of times, people will think somebody laying around is joking all the time.
Nobody really gets mad about laziness, theres things to really be angry about, such as people fucking with other people's lives.