The farewell of Technoblade, the king himself
Technoblade on his literal deathbed: "Title my death announcement video 'so long nerds', it'll be funny"
30π 1π
The male begins anal intercourse to loosen the asshole. After that is accomplished, he then stands at the other side of the room while the female is still bent over. He cocks the nerf rifle with one bullet and shoots it into her asshole. (Anal sex with the female after the bullet has entered is optional but highly recommended)
She wanted to spice up the relationship so I surprised her with my Kentucky long rifle.
The DEFINITION of perfect. Prince hair Harry (phh) cannot compete. Iβm sorry but itβs the truth. Often abbreviated to lhh.
Person 1: βDo you prefer long hair harry or prince hair harry?β
Person 2: βlhh, duh! The people who prefer phh are lying to you.β
A guy called John with a long dong
"That John guy is supposed to have a massive penis" - person 1
"Yeah we call him John Long Dong" - person 2
A strong emotional commitment to another who is far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.
This is something that requires a great deal of maturity and emotion. It is only ever effective in the case of lofty strong loving relationships. In many many cases people can be far too simple minded or immature to benefit from a long distance relationship. If some one is more interested in intimate physical contact with others than they are in emotional bonding than they should not and will not function in a long distance relationship. But if both partners are very serious about each other for reasons beyond physical it can be very worth it because in that situation, one may find it impossible to be satisfied with a replacement relationship.
Bub: Bob, why the hell are you in a long distance relationship with her?
Bob: Because I love her...
Bub: That's so lame. There's so many hot girls here and you can't do anything about it.
Bob: I care about a lot more than that.
Bub: Whatever... you candy ass.
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A relationship that is over distance. Although you two are very far apart and don't get to see each other often you talk every single day. This relationship can be very hard but it proves you love each other if you can still be together over distance.
They have a long distance relationship...so they don't get to see each other often.
66π 9π
Since I have seen my son, lost to the man behind the slaughter.
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Song - The Living Tombstone (FNAF2) It's been so long
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