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Remaining DJ of the two-men team who formed the infamous DJ band Aeroplane. This guy is like the second coming of Jesus, but if Jesus were this awesome dude with nice glasses and very good taste in music. Call it Jesus 2.0 if you will.
In many manuscripts, it has been said that Vito is capable of making your prostate jump up and down if you're a man, and making you ovulate right away if you're a woman.
The music from Vito de Luca is one of the few things that make the world better. It does not matter if you're a deadbeat with a deadend job, it does not matter if your dick smell like shit and women puke when they try to give you abajowski, it does not matter if your parents tell you that you'll amount to nothing and you're the result of a few tequila slammers and an oversized prophylactic. It does not matter if the last time you inserted your ugly weiner in a coochie was that last awkward new year's eve where you took advantage of your cousin's mentally disabled friend at the mental institute for blind catholic schoolgirls, DUDE, nothing will matter anymore.
Just lie down, stare at your ceilling, put the earwax-covered earphone in, select one of the many fine mixes this semi-god has to offer and let yourself be filled with this shiny ball of warmth. It will make everything just right, and if the feeling fades away, bro, play another one.
To sum this fuckin UD article up, Vito de Luca is da bomb.
Carl : Man, I just listened to the Aeroplane chart mix of may 2010...
Henry : So what ?
Carl : I love you man.
Henry : You queer.
Joshua : Man, you got canned from your job again ? What you did this time homes ?
Claus : I got caught red-handed smoking pot and getting my dick sucked by the boss' daughter in the supply room.
Joshua : Broooo, wrooong, in so many ways !
Claus : fuck it, play the Aeroplane Triple JJJ mix, I need it right now.
Joshua : you got it. Vito de Luca's gonna take care of your sorry ass.
Mother : Frank, come in here !
Son : Yes Mom ?
Mother : we gotta talk. Your father and I are getting a divorce. This sorry excuse for a man is getting a sex change operation, and I want to fulfill my dream of becoming the biggest cocksucker in midget porn. Plus you're an unwanted child, and I tried to perform the abortion myself by sticking sharpened chinese chopsticks in my cunt from month one to month seven.
Son : Man... I really oughtta check out the new Aeroplane mix.
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one of the hottest fucking guys out there <33
Lucas Jade Zumann is so fucking hot
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luca de poggers is some one named luca and there friends like him so much they have named him luca de poggers because the a bestis of friends
luca de poggers i love you because you are my best friend
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This Ship will last forever. This couple is a very cute couple. They both love each other no matter what happens in the relationship. Even though Jenifer doesn't show Lucas a lot of love she still loves him a lot. And Lucas he loves Jenifer and never EVER wants to let her go. This couple is one of the best couples in the world. No Matter if something bad happens they go through it together. Lucas Always loves when Jenifer calls him Baby,Babyboy,and babe. The couple is one of the cutest couple ever seen. And when there together everything is possible. Lucas loves the color Dark Blue and Jenifer Loves the color Yellow. And together those colors look amazing together. The Ship Jenifer x Lucas is perfect. And they are meant to be together.💖
Lucas if your seeing this I love you and always will.
Made by: Jenifer
Jenifer x Lucas is a ship
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Basketball player with several mvp`s. The man is a giant and even shaq is scared of him. If you meet him on the streets you should definetly run.
Holy shit thats Lucas Aasmundrud Olsen! We better run before he beats us up.
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Can't stop joining house party with molly and helen instead of his girlfriend
Oh lucas little man....
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plainly and simply, rainbow dash from my little pony (mlp)
student: hey look, there's rainbow dash! {insert mlp themesong here}
student 2: who?
student: lucas low zhe cheng, of course!
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