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The one and only guardian of "Staden"
Example 1
Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob "Staden" in copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, no one wants to make Grandmaster Martin their enemy"
Example 2
Some random black dude: "Im gonna fuck up some shit on "Staden"
Grandmaster Martin: " omao wa mou shindeiru"
Black dude: *Gets banned from life*
Demon from Mexican folklore, who prays on naughty children who do not finish their Quesadillas. Known to be especially attracted to the greasy qualities of mexican cooking. Announces presence through incessant tapping of your leg while watching you eat, often annoying you with constant questioning about food you should not and will not give him.
"Oh boy I really George RR Martin this time"
"Finish your food Pablo, or the fat man will finish it for you!"
Basically an ass school full of ass people. Sure it might be the best curriculum in Raleigh but let’s be honest. No one cares. All the popular girls are assholes and all the “hot boys” are bigots. “Just take a joke” no bitch you just called me a slur. Sure there’s a nice person here and there but I’m gonna have to say that the best ones at this school are the gays and the emos . That one group of lgbtq kids that everyone thinks is weird. They’re literally the nicest and most supporting people at this school. (Not THAT group of gays that are probably furries). My point is everyone there thinks theyre so “ratchet” and “such a baddie”- like girl literally shut up nobody gives a fuck about you.
The only good thing I have to say about this school is that it’s not super racist. There are a lot of straight white republicans though
“Ew those act like the kids from Martin middle school”
AKA Harry J Junior
The best YouTuber there is, creator of The Nit Song (the best song there is).
Have you seen Harry J Martin's recent YouTube video? nit nit
A German man, typically a boomer who can either be found in the bar chugging on a pint of Pilsner. He either comes from Thuringia or Bavaria. He listens exclusively to schlager or AC/DC; the only non German band according to them. His Humor boils down to either making sexist and objectifing comments towards young women or painfully butchering typical English phrases.
My Dad has gone to the bar again and will likely not return until tomorrow afternoon, he’s such a Martin
A spanish ecuadorian green eyed dick who smells like a grandpa and can't speak english. he's a ben ten because all his hoes are ten. he will date you for a couple hours and then tell you about his ex tifanny. he is sped af but he can make you laugh
Random Kid 1: "He is so gay what tf"
Emily: "Oh yeah thats just Martin my soulmate"