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When the vagina is eaten while a girl is on her period and has a green discharge, thus simulating salsa and guacamole.
Did you hear Paco gave that bitch a Mexican Lunch? He is a Baller!
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A haircut involving the removal of all head hair, followed by a sneaky removal of the eyebrows.
"Fuck man, I went to that barber in little Tijuana and the bitch gave me a mexican haircut!"
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A regular game of leapfrog is usually held between two people. Theirs a frog (or frogs), and a leaper. The leaper bounds over the frog(s)in an attempt to land past them without damaging their genitals on the back of the frogs head.
In Mexican leapfrog theirs one leaper and many frogs. Sadly, it's not a straight line of frogs. In mexican leapfrog their is usually a built pyramid of frogs, around 6 or so, which must be leapt over.
It sucks when you wang your nuts against someones cranium...
compared to regular leapfrog, Mexican Leapfrog is hardcore.
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A person of Filipino ancestry. Essentially the Mexicans of the Pacific, Filipinos have the propensity to do otherwise Mexican jobs like cleaning hotel rooms, yard work, and nursing in aquatic Pacific rim nations.
Ramos works in IT? I would have figured she was a maid since she's a Water Mexican.
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Multiple males lining up to have sex with a pregnant female.
Man, me and my buddies were running Mexican Train on this pregnant gril and her water broke all over the place.
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Smears of feces on the walls of public restrooms made by fingers. Appear more frequently in areas with a large hispanic population.
That had to be the filthiest restroom ever. There were mexican autographs everywhere.
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When you take six paces from a girl, spin 180 degrees, and masterbate furiously at her face.
I gave Kim a furious mexican standoff last night.
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