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Mike Shinoda is the MC for Linkin Park. He is called "The Glue" because... well i cant explain it but if you have Meteora watch LPTV (if you haven't already) and you'll know. And if you don't have Meteora, GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THE DAMN COMPUTER AND GO GET IT! Anyways, I HATE rap and all those damn rappers and their rappyness.... dont ask. But my point is, Mike makes it cool, and if you listen to LP, you would know that. Oh, did I mention that he's really really really completely hot??? Well, he is. lol. I think thats all you need to know.
Mike is hot. plain and simple.
ok it says the example is too short so im still typing about nothing lol...
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A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time
Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?
Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.
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A microphone that serves mad justice. Rumor has it, mike justice is best served in 7s.
See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.
“is that a mike justice?”
“yeah dude, I think it is!”
“whoa, we are so lucky!”
When someone pulls you’re cock out and it hits them in the head knocking them out
Bro, she pulled my pants down and my dick knocked her out cold, I Mike Tysoned her.
a man that jerks off at least thirteen times a day.
you're such a Mike rivera
Mike khoury is vastly popular on twitter and Snapchat. A few of his videos have gone viral, such as the time he got finessed in the Taco Bell drive thru. People often find humor in the fact that he is extremely unfortunate.
Also, he loves his cat, Sebastian.
EX#1: lmfao you really just got jumped at your OWN PARTY, dassa Mike Khoury move.
EX#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.
A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.
Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.