A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.
a piece of shit that doesnt understand the time to say or do something. everyone loves him but more people hate him. he thinks hes funny but hes not and whenever he tries to do something it always goes to shit.
oh look over there its a ming liang, everyone remove your brains now or your head will be in for some shit.
Smelly odour from a girls poontang after a hard day at the office
Female version of chefs arse
Coworker asks what’s that smell? Probably my office minge, it’s been a long day
Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.
Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”
Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...
To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.
Liverpool colloquialism. Someone who either looks horrendous or smells horrendous.
A provoked word used in a simple sentence, to over-fully express something, or say it from the manner.
“Ming” is a decisive word to many people, it originated from a man, who’s name is Aidan E. , however it was then passed on to others and really started to spark after a friend of Aidan, randomly one night, swung his arms up in a waved motion and proceeded to say, “Ming J”. After that event, it grew on from there.
“I’m about to “Ming” this up”
“Yea nah yea Ming J Ming J”
“I’m straight “mingin’” right now.”