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When you just can't deal and you literally have to throw yourself from the situation whether it be a funny conversation or something ridiculous .
Chantelle: Did she really do that?
Makeda: yessss she did
Chantelle: did she really read her love letters to him in front the entire school
Makeda: yesssssssss
Chanice: she really did it..I saw it myself
Chantelle: hahahaha bitch I'm threw (falls to the floor laughing because she was "thrown")
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A declarance by the now-gay Wilbur Soot that he finds the yellow egg very fucking hot and is gay for it.
Wilbur: *sees the yellow egg saying "yellow" and dancing sexily*
Wilbur: *leans back in chair*
Wilbur: I'M GAY. I'M GAY FOR THE EGG!
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A warning given near the end of coitus, usually directed toward a female from a male
Guy having sex with girl: "I'm gonna cum!"
Girl: *Covers face or whatever else she doesn't want the splooge to get on*
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A universal statement used to explain or excuse any incident or situation. To be most effective, phrase must be uttered matter-of-factly, with one's eyes half-closed to signify as much smugness and mystique as possible.
Friend: Hey dude what happened Friday night, you left with those girls, then what?
You: .....I'm Chuck Bass..
Friend: Ohhh, right
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Meaning I belong to you.
You own me.
I love you.
I want no one else but you.
HI BABY SUP CUTIE SUP HOTTIE SUP SUP?
Can I be yours?
YEAH.
I'm all yours.
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Exclamation meaning someone's response was so good or correct that you would not challenge it. Similar to 'You go, boy!' or You go, girl!'
Mother, while putting away laundry, says to her teen-aged son, 'Do you know where the dust cloths go?" The son replies, "In the laundry room closet, on the shelf next to the furniture polish." The mother replies, "ooo I'm scared of you!" in a surprised voice.
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An expression used to explain why you can't do something that requires being in shape.
Pretty much just saying that you're out of shape, just not wanting to seem fat.
"I'll race you!"
"Nah, I'm out of practice!"
"fat ass"
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