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wack 'n nap

A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack โ€˜n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up.

Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.

by mducrane February 21, 2012

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Buttered Nap Seed

Semen... hot, salty semen.
Gimme some of that Buttered Nap Seed... now!

"Nap - will you please pass me the tissues so I can wipe that Hot Buttered Nap Seed from under my right boob? Thanks babe. I love you by the way..."

by Nap July 19, 2004

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italo disco nap

A disco nap followed by an espresso before going out.

I had an italo disco nap before going out to the club tonight. Doubly refreshed!

by glacial23 March 25, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nap Crap Mouth

When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy.

Who jizzed in my mouth while i was napping? I fucking hate nap crap mouth!

by Titty McDick April 17, 2011

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Nap Bag

One who takes a nap during serious drinking hours.

" Hey lets go take some shots " - normal person

" Oh no thanks, I'm gonna take a nap instead " - Nap bagger

by A Blackout Menance January 25, 2009

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Dr. Dirt Nap

The Man is none other than the gangster version of the Grim Reaper. One tap on the shoulder from this mother trucker and you're done son.

Dr. dirt nap visited my dog petey last night. I really miss my niijaaa

by PlasticSheep October 22, 2018


bitch take a nap

meaning take a nap
or i hate you go away

"Bitch Take a Nap!" - tyler
"okay!"-kiersten

by Uncle Julio December 28, 2011

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