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A giant man with a muscle-bound chest, large biceps and triceps, stunning thighs and calves. The most obvious feature of Big Nick, is his BIG... DICK... At first it appears to be a leg... but it is not... It is a leg not used for running or walking. He swings it along as he walks back and forth. All bow before him. He is the mighty destroyer. Approach with caution!
"WOH! it's Big Nick, you better get out of his way!"
"Yeah I don't want to get clubbed to death by his cock!"
"Yeah, poor charlie didn't see it coming."
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an amazing, gorgeous, hot, weird, goofy, crackhead who everyone will fall in love with at some point.
Girl 1: wowow that guy got me feeling some type of way
Girl 2: Oh, he must be Nick Davis
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I nick gauthier condemn you to the deepest darkest pits of my chin mole
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Nick Rumsey is the best person in the world. He is handsome, smart, funny, sporty, and overall, an amazing man. He is really cute and is to be known as a ladies man. He is extremely musical, playing the piano, trombone, as well as euphonium. He is a highly skilled tennis player. Nick made the Junior Wimbledon final last year, as well as the French Open, US Open, and the Australian Open. Nick Rumsey currently attends school at Joe Yu Community College and is in grade 11. JYCC is known by many to be the best school in Australia, possibly even the world too. He lives in Queensland, Australia. He is currently single, but every woman in Australia is desperate to be with him. They think he's handsome, passionate and an amazing hugger. In conclusion, Nick Rumsey is a great man, and respected by many, with over 100+ million followers, on all platforms of social media.
Boy: Woah, sup Nick!
Nick: Hey man how's it going?
Boy: Better now that I'm talking to you!
Nick: All good mate, catch ya later.
Girl: OMG, WHO IS THAT GUY?!?!?
Boy: Oh that was just my man Nick Rumsey.
Girl: Wow, he's now my idol!
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can sleep with any girl that comes his way, regardless of looks....cause hey, you wanna fuck, she's there and you're drunk enough to do it
guy 1: "did you take that random chick home with you last night"
guy 2: "Fuck yeah i nick booned her"
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when you're about to bone a chick, but circumstances prevent you from going in all the way
only your tip got wet
Dude, I was about to bone that chick, then her parents came home so I had to pull out before anything even happened. (nick job)
Female definition: Well, I'm a technical virgin, he only got halfway in and then my parents came home, so it was only a "nick-job."
Dialogue:
How many chicks have you boned? 10...no wait, 9.5
I "nick-jobbed" one of them.
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