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Expression used to humiliate people who hate on someone or somethi
When someone says "Jamie Vardy sucks" and he then scores 10 BPL games in a row, you reply with "Chat shit get banged"
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An earnest warning that any spurious criticism will result in a straight right to the jaw.
Me: Leicester surely can't maintain this for throughout the season
Jamie Vardy: Mate... chat shit get banged
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A phrase popularised by esteemed philosopher, James Vardé in his 1903 paper, 'Net six and chill'.
Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.
Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!
Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.
Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.
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The GD Daily Chat is a place where people say "fart" and people laugh
I said "fart" in Geometry Dash Daily Chat and people told me to kill myself
A long awkward pause in online chat rooms after someone has done or said something that leaves everyone at a lose for words. It can be also caused by a lack of things to talk about.It can be cured by someone coming in and saying Hi.
Chatter1:My father touched in bad ways when I was little.
20 minute pause
Chatter6:Hi!!
Chatter3:Oh thank god I thought it would go on forever.
Chatter6:What?
Chatter3:Sudden Chat Death Syndrome
Chatter6:Oh
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If what you say is untrue, or is an attempt at defaming my character I shall physically assault you.
Chat shit get banged Listen mate if you chat shit about me behind my back you'll get banged spark out.
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A postmodern take on the work of the great twitterati, Jamie Vardy. It adds a uniquely British twist to a classic intimidation.
Did you hear how Archie got hit in Malia after telling the promoter you'll work for me some day?
Man was talking bare shit, chat blimey, get governered.