so cute/pretty but in spanish ofc
you: *posts on your main story for the first time in months*
random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan lindaš"
When someones face is obnoxiously red from drinking too much Bourbon
Did you see Kyles face? He has the Bourbon Tan going
Too much bones in ma hand. Rolling bones. might get a harem
Girl 1: Asher Tan is so hot, he has 206 bones in his hand
Girl 2: OMG lets join his haram
A person primarily a descendant of white trash culture.
āHeās eatinā that Hamburger Helper out of that Cool Whip container. Heās definitely a tan bagā
Since 2020 it is a thing caused by being out in the sun too long wearing a mask to protect from Covid 19. Basically the area around the mouth an nose stays white and pasty, giving the appearance of the well known character from The Simpsons' facial features.
Been out in the sun too long today have we? That mask has given you the Homer Simpson Tan look hasn't it?
Meme lord, cool guy, smart af, knows his math, his add math, ADD MATH, he drives a motorcycle, heās so nice, he likes Disney movies (bolt and Tarzan), he likes lip balm, he wears glasses, he knows triangles.
Mr Tan Eng Keat is my dream boat