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Cooking your penis.
I know it sounds crazy but i'm bored.
alfredo would never dutch urination
he is to cowardly!
When someone farts in your mouth and you see how long you can hold it in there for.
I have not been able to appreciate the delicate flavours of tiramisu since receiving a Dutch Microwave
Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask
Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!
When a guy farts during sexual intercourse and it vibrates the penis inside the vagina causing a vibrating effect.
Well that "dutch motorboat " was gross , but strangely it felt good...still gross.
One that can easily multitask in both the pushing of drugs and the pimpin of hoes. The true one stop shop!
I'm so glad I ran into a Dutch pimp, he hooked me up with this bag and this bag hoe
a promiscuous lesbian; she would stick her finger in any dyke
Bob is wasting his time buying drinks for that dutch knuckler
During intercourse the female partner shits on the male penis, the male then uses his flaccid penis to smear the poop into the females buttcrack, to a smooth beaded seam.
Mike: Dude I laid the cleanest dutch seam in this Persian "hooker" last night, shoulda been there!
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