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Waking up your Mac from sleep mode by aggressively moving your finger back and forth on the mouse pad. Applies to MacBooks only.
"How do I get your MacBook out of sleep mode?"
"Just give the mouse pad a little mac tickle."
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similar to a backstabber but to a higher degree.
A mac stabber will smile to your face, but stab you in the back.
They thrive off of being your best friend by day, sleeping with your bf/gf by night. Also often they use privileged information gained throughout a long term relationship in order to try and smear your reputation.
After we broke up she told the cops about everything i've done to try and have me arrested. Such a Mac Stabber.
She helped me plan my going away party and then slept with my bf when I was gone! What a Mac Stabber!!
After 3 years she lied to the cops and had me arrested for DV, Audrey is such a Mac Stabber!
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The jealousy of someone who has a mac or apple product.
Joe has Mac Jealousy towards his friend April.
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PC's = piece of shit thats about as useful as a cabbage! Really shit and has unnesasary pop-ups and the most annoying paper clip that ALWAYS says "hey, it looks like you're writing a letter, would you like help?"! - how annoying!
PC's crash all the fucking time, and are about as quiet as a JCB ploughing the farmers fields - not to mention how shit they look!!
Mac's = The dream machine, alot more stylish that your average PC and has use for it other than playing shitty PC games like Duke Newcome or Half Life!
the Mac actually doesn't crash all the fuckin time and is alot easier to use. Whats the point in have a "Start menu" on a PC when you can have the most stylish "Dock" on the Mac!
All you PC geeks out there - get a Mac and you won't regret it!
the winner is - The Mac
PC user: "fuck man my PC's just crashed again......oh its on now but it has green glitches on it!!! huh? "
Mac user: "man this is so stylish and easy to use, i'll never go back to the PC....NEVER! this motherfuker doesn't crash all the time! runs like a dream!
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A computer running a Macintosh operating system, either the old Mac OS 9/below (aka Classic), or the current BSD-based Mac OS X. These days a "mac machine" is almost assuredly manufactured by Apple Computers, because for some stupid reason Apple decided some years ago that no one else but them could make Macintoshes. (Editorial: I miss PowerComputing).
This phrase is usually spoken by an older woman who knows next to nothing about computers, as would the phrase "windows machine". And it's not sexist of me to say that, because it's just a fact. There's nothing wrong with being an older woman.
Older woman: Excuse me? I am having troubles with my stupid mac machine. It won't let me connect to the internet!
Person: Let's see... it doesn't look like you have any means of connecting to the internet. No phone line, no cable modem, no wireless, nothing.
Older Woman: So?
Person: These things don't just happen on their own, woman.
*The Next Person Who Posts a Definition Here:*
Omfg Macinsuxors Computorz sukc asss!!!! never use em! i from da getto in odessa, texas!
--Example:
--gayass mac machine did sssomthing bad
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someone who hits on, or "macks it," to guys or gals often and well
"walter got three girls' numbers in one night! what a mac machine..."
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A long rain that lasts for days. After Mac Miller died, it rained for three days straight in Pittsburgh.
Part of the bike trail is washed out from that Mac Miller Rain.
My seasonal affective disorder has been a bitch ever since that Mac Miller rain.