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angel puppy prince

angel puppy prince is for Jeon Jungkook of BTS and for him only and if i catch bitches using it for their irrevelant fad faves i will triple punch your mama in the throat karate kick your daddy in the chest pull your eyeballs out of their sockets and play ping pong with it

angel puppy prince is so beloved to me πŸ₯ΊπŸ’˜

by cheriekkyu June 14, 2022


Vladimir Slush Puppy

The act of suckling on a Russian women's breasts in sub-zero conditions

bro this Serbian chick just gave me her Vladimir Slush Puppy

by Kamikazipug October 4, 2020


wet puppy nose

When you really have to shit and you can feel the tip just sqeeze out of your butt hole, like a wet puppy's nose, as it gets born.

Man I really have to get home quick. I can feel that little wet puppy nose pushing hard.

by AndersSN December 8, 2008

42πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


puppies fucking kittens

1. When a situation or a statement made by a friend makes no sense at all. 2. When your at a loss for words

Dave: Yo man, this morning around 3 i fell into a wormhole, lost the rabbit i was saving in my backpocket for later, got my leg cut from the switch blade that gangbanger shot out of his elephant trunk blowgun, and ate cold pizza.

Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man

Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?

by tkettle June 26, 2010

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Porcelain Puppy Dog

This is a rather simple action performed on an average family dog. Four or more men line up and "make their mayo" all over the dog. After a while, the liguid hardens and the dog appears to be made out of fine chinese porcelain.

Sparky was really a fun loving dog until we gave him the Porcelain Puppy Dog , en la casa de Anderson.

by BlackSnowMan November 22, 2006

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


i like puppy's

An absolutely random phrase you utter after asked a personal question. Also can be used if asked any question you don't want to respond to.

Q:Hey are you fucking my sister?
A:I like puppy's.

Q:Where is your homework?
A:I like puppy's

by adskinifpoop March 28, 2007

19πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Puppy Sex

Puppy sex means if a male child & a female child had sex, or lose virginity before the age of majority.

When I was 12 years old, me & and my girlfriend had puppy sex.

by AwesomeGRidgewell01 November 14, 2021

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž