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Also known as Comte Donatien Alphonse François de Sade. He was born in France in 1740. The father of sadism (sade=sadism, get it now?). He held month long orgies at his house. Was arrested for sodomy (which means to have anal sex, basically, but usually it refers to having anal sex with a guy), he escaped and was later sent to an assylum. He wrote books, supposedly the most fucked up books ever written. They're all full of sex and pain and sadism and pain and sex and other naughty things. Read them. The Marquis de Sade is so insanely awesome, he's even more awesome than Oscar Wilde, and that's pretty fucking cool.
1) "To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell."
2)""Sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other."
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An international sporting event for evaluating new performance enhancing drugs, blood doping, masking agents, and other forms of cheating. Also a simultaneous event in which the chemistry people try to develop testing techniques to catch the cheating from the first event. Some cycling is also apparently involved.
See: amphetamines, erythropoietin, growth hormone, steroids, testosterone
There are two types of competitors in the Tour de France -- cheaters, and those that haven't been caught (yet).
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A pseudonym you give yourself on Facebook so that you can avoid hearing from people from your past and/or maintain your professional image at work.
Bob Johnson’s nom de Facebook, Jim Boothe is working well for him. Sheila, his second ex-wife, hasn’t been able to find him online.
Mary has a high profile corporate law job. She developed a nom de Facebook so she can dish with her friends about Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, as well as express her political views without worrying about repercussions at work.
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Southern-spain slang for something that awesome.
1:!...y despues ganamos un million de dolares!
2: De puta madre, tio!
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Get the Cancer. A dutch insult, quite literally a curse, telling some one to get cancer.
Krijg de Kanker, Jessica Stanley you cankerous bitch! Krijg de Kanker, Jessica Stanley I hope you die of sifilous! Krijg de Kanker, Jessica Stanley I hope your IUD gives you endometriosis, and you die lonely from your Histrionic personality disorder!
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Literally: Santiago of Chile
The capital of the South American country of Chile which is divided into eleven communes including Los Condes, San Bernardo, El Bosque, and San Miguel.
Santiago de Chile is the capital of Chile
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To surprise a girl who's giving you head by peeing. Extra points if she's deep throating you.
I timed my Des Moines Surprise so well that she will never speak to me again, though she went away well hydrated.
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