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What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.
Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!
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when a person goes out at midnight and goes streaking in a fast vehicle of some sort such as a bike, a rollerblades, a scooter, a skateboard or longboard, or a convertible
mark: hey do you want to go midnight speed streaking?
drew:sure, i love to feel a good breeze around my genitals
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Going on a cocaine or drug bender over the course of partying during a night.
Origin: The phrase root from Latarrian Milton's comments during an interview where he stole his Grandmother's car and commented on going on "wanting to do bad things, bad things is fun" and "doing hoodrat things with his friends". In that conversation he explained he went on a "high speed chase" with his friend who "smokes cigarettes".
Andrew went on a high speed chase with Katie and some other folks last night and now they are hurting this morning.
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1. A politically correct form of government tax.
2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.
3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.
"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"
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giving road dome to an italian in a station wagon that has a wood strip on the side (woody)
lauren gave joe a mario speed wagon
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That one racing game where you can have sex with the racers by going behind them and they rubberband to the finish line. The same works with cop cars, but you can smash their asses, unlike racers. The game has become popular by adding super sexy mods to it, including the Pepega Edition mod. These mods make you have better sex with Condition 1 cops and Corvettes etc.
Me: loses 10 million bounty in a chase in Need For Speed: Most Wanted
Also me: FAK!
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When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.
Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."
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