Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.

Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup

Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?

Sterling: Lana did that

Lana: I....

Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day is when you Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day. Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day is on the 7th of October

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day

I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

A code word for someone to say, basically asking you for persmission for them to undress in front of you.

Guy: So what now?
Girl: I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

Guy: Oh, shit, yeah, of course
Girl: *undresses in front of him*

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Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

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National Do whatever you want to your girl day.

On October 22 you can do whatever you want to your girl.
It's Do whatever you want to your girl day.

Raphl: What's going on today?
Joe: It's October 22, It's National Do whatever you want to your girl day!
National Do whatever you want to your girl day. -Do whatever you want to your girl!

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Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.

For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.

(I am sad because my love is already assigned)

Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

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I want someone to love me like you do just not you.

Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.

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