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A political Comment or commentary on Obama which can be either positive or negative, but generally from the perspective of Obama's political base of support or a generally pro-Obama point of view, offering a defense of Obama against some ridiculous charge or conspiracy theory offered by opponents. "Comma" indicating a pause or break from the momentary insanity.
Was that a "Terrorist fist JAB"!!!
No, that is called "dap" and it is a gesture done by athletes to indicate team spirit, congratulations, or as inspiration to perform well. (That is an Obama Comma)
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drugs you up with allot to were you can not feel pain
Obama care=does not care
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What some people think Obama fans will feel about Obama if he ever gets elected. If that's the case then Im still drunk. And tbh, I dont give a damn what they say.
Random moron: "You're loving Obama now, but wait until you get the Obama hangover when he's elected"
Me: "No. Just no. His policies are sound and he is a competent politician. Just because he is ideological it doesn't mean he's delusional. In fact, if I remember correctly, he was the only major candidate to have had the foresight and sanity to have highlighted what he knew would happen and what has now become the travesty known as the war in Iraq. Further more, he talks about change in a way that can actually work. Now lets hope he gets elected and that he holds to his words and delivers. Some people percieve Obama fans as people purely caught up with his personality and charisma. While it is true for a small minority, the general assumption is erroneous. And while he does make a great speech, most of us support his policies as well.
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the new term used for "nigga riggin" after Obama became President.
Yo dawg, your rides system was Obama engineering
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1. The specifically noted day at which President Obama takes control
2. The official day at which it is safe to throw your shoes at former President Bush
"Bet that Iraqie wished he'd waited a week for Obama day before he threw that shoe!"
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Listen to other leaders and be respectful of other cultures and nations.
Improve trade and other positive inter-relationships with other Countries.
Build broad coalitions when possible, and try to work within the framework of the UN, but sometimes unilaterally or with small coalitions, especially when dealing with terrorists threats.
Increase intelligence and spying, to threshold where it may infringe on civil rights and civil liberties.
Maintain secrecy, and go after whistle blowers and leakers, and occasionally the press.
Avoid getting into traditional wars, and get out of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, by training their armies and then moving out of the Countries as much as possible.
Support uprisings like Arab Spring, through coalition building, and supporting legit rebel forces when possible, and providing humanitarian aid, without getting entangled in a civil war.
Minimize weapons of mass destruction by eliminating chemical weapons and nuclear proliferation
Go directly after terrorists Drones, and Special Forces.
Destroy al Qaeda by killing or capturing their top leadership like Osama Bin Laden, major bounties for their kill or capture.
Maintain a bias toward Israel.
Recognize the theory of right to self determination!
Interviewer: What is the Obama Doctrine, Sarah.
Sarah Palin: I'm not the one to ask, I did not do well in foreign policy, and I watch Fox News.
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Good weed that you get in Washington DC. Grade A
possible side affects:
increased appetite
euphoric sensations
relieves anxiety
a sense of humor
making the impossible seem possible
"Man last week i was in DC an copped this bag they told me it was something called Obama Haze an maaaaan let me tell you that shit will get you twisted had me doing shit I didn't think I could do!"
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