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Penis of such large size, one can only take it as much as vacations.
I met a guy last night with the perfect vacation dick. But i cant take it again for a while.
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Australian slang phrase for prospering from a lucky occurrence.
Barry: Just won $100 at the TAB.
Bruce: You must've been kissed on the dick.
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when a man is so turned on sexually he can no longer think straight, he is said to be "dick stupid." When a man is "dick stupid," he is likely to do anything to please his prospective partner.
"Once I got him all dick stupid, I made him promise to buy me that necklace we had seen earlier in the day."
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n., adj.,(Richard John formally) Incessant masturbator, 'net porn addict, dates ONLY girlie magazines or left/right hand, can get erect at the fleeting glimpse of a woman's cleavage in a TV soap ad or speeding by the other way on a six-lane highway.
Is one REALLY necessary? It's probably YOU reading this. Just look in the mirror. Dick Jack.
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A penis that is so tiny it resembles the shape of a jellybean. It would be about an inch long with a tiny circumference. Jellybean dick's are filled with juicy fillings that leave everyone wanting more.
Scout was about to engage in a rage of passion with Whitney, until he pulled his trousers down. Whitney then screamed, "jellybean dick!", and ran out the room. She later came back because she has a jellybean fetish.
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Adj. Describing the situation where one is 'flying low', with his fly or zipper down.
To open ones 'dick window' is to unzip ones fly.
Person 1: 'Hmmm i think i may take a piss on that guys car'
Person 2: 'Cool idea, don't forget to open the dick window so you don't piss yourself'
Person 1: 'Cheers mate'
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