metal pipe

A guy who has a serious hard on and has his cock at absolute zero. Whenever he’s about to shoot his load, his cock will take 5 minutes to thaw out. If he gets hard during shooting his load, his cum will be frozen solid along with his dick

Stacey: It’s hard for me to give you blow when you have a metal pipe
John: I’m sry I think I may have a serious condition

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kak pipe

slang term for anus / bottom / arsehole.

He gave her one up the kak-pipe - she loved it!, or...
He's a kak-pipe cosmonaut (gay man)

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Pipe Monster

A hood rat who sucks on a crack pipe all day

"Hey, whats up with Lil Breezy over there?"
"Ah man, she's a pipe monster, stay away from that bitch"

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tap pipe

To be the pitcher; to insert your penis in another man's anus.

(While watching 'There Will be Blood')

Dave: "I want to be the guy with the sledgehammer."
Travis: "I want to tap pipe."

This can be reprased as follows:

Dave: "It seems to me that the fellow with the sledgehammer has the prefered task out of the people present in this scene."

Travis: "It seems to me that I would enjoy inserting my penis in another man's anus."

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piddle pipe

It was an idea i had when i was on the phone to the bestest person on the planet lol! It is slang for that hole u piss out of.

haha that's the wrong hole you fool, that's my piddle pipe!!

i pee from my piddle pipe.

i just secreted urine from my piddle pipe.

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The Golden Pipe

when you pee in someone’s butthole

Hey bro, I gave Sharen the golden pipe last night-she was pissed.....get it???

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tripping pipe

1.originally a term from the oil field, refers to the actual act of taking the drill string out of the wellbore (ground) and putting it back in, usually to replace the drill bit.

2. the act of masterbating. as in spankin it. placing ones hands on their own genitals and performing hand sex, it normally ends in one releasing cum.

1. Hey man, if your done tripping pipe to internet pr0n. Let's go out and chase some tail.

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