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A used book (overall condition unimportant) that an avid reader "rescues" from a library sale, used-bookstore, clearance shelf, or home of a downsizing relative, without any immediate need for it but in the fear it will be pulped otherwise. The term puppy-dog comes from the similarity to rescuing an animal and taking it home to a house already full of cats and dogs, for fear it would otherwise be euthanized.
"Did you really need to buy DISCOURSES ON LIVY by Niccolo Machiavelli?"
"Well . . . it's a puppy-dog book to me. It's a good clean copy, it was cheap, eventually I may find time to read it, and most of all I couldn't bear the idea of it hitting the recycling bin and sent to print heaven."
angel puppy prince is for Jeon Jungkook of BTS and for him only and if i catch bitches using it for their irrevelant fad faves i will triple punch your mama in the throat karate kick your daddy in the chest pull your eyeballs out of their sockets and play ping pong with it
angel puppy prince is so beloved to me 🥺💘
When you really have to shit and you can feel the tip just sqeeze out of your butt hole, like a wet puppy's nose, as it gets born.
Man I really have to get home quick. I can feel that little wet puppy nose pushing hard.
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1. When a situation or a statement made by a friend makes no sense at all. 2. When your at a loss for words
Dave: Yo man, this morning around 3 i fell into a wormhole, lost the rabbit i was saving in my backpocket for later, got my leg cut from the switch blade that gangbanger shot out of his elephant trunk blowgun, and ate cold pizza.
Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man
Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?
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This is a rather simple action performed on an average family dog. Four or more men line up and "make their mayo" all over the dog. After a while, the liguid hardens and the dog appears to be made out of fine chinese porcelain.
Sparky was really a fun loving dog until we gave him the Porcelain Puppy Dog , en la casa de Anderson.
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An absolutely random phrase you utter after asked a personal question. Also can be used if asked any question you don't want to respond to.
Q:Hey are you fucking my sister?
A:I like puppy's.
Q:Where is your homework?
A:I like puppy's
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Puppy sex means if a male child & a female child had sex, or lose virginity before the age of majority.
When I was 12 years old, me & and my girlfriend had puppy sex.
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