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Societical penguin

One who marches to the beat which Society has driven into their soul; one who has no backbone; a weak person, who lives up to unacceptable standards provided by society.

Was out last night and ran into a buncha societical penguins who tried to tell me I should pay my income tax!

by Redeyedrummer1977 June 3, 2019


Penguinful

Lots of penguin stuff around you. Penguin-texts, emails, jokes. Behaving silly to make you best penguin-friend to laugh. Pretend you are invincible to make her/him confident. Strenght to face the life, willing to live. Sense found in a senseless world. Believing life if good and sun is shining when outside is a big storm. Hope, happiness, concentration. In superheroes excess of superpowers. Ant. Penguinless

Superman is behaving penguinful lately about Wonderwoman.

by BertrandRussell May 25, 2010


beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty March 29, 2016


Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.

Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.

by Tutorman January 8, 2019


Alpha Penguin

1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.

2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,

while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence

skills and talents.

When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.

My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.

The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.

by Count Boogie May 4, 2024


Penguining

when a drunk person (typically a man) walks off to bed with his pants dropped to his ankles. He most likely doesn't know why the pants were dropped and most likely wont remember in the morning.

Fred was so messed up last night that I saw him "penguining" off towards his bedroom.

by TrevDoggity March 20, 2023


Penguining

When your significant other ties your ankles together and pukes in your mouth in a motherly way

My friend loves penguining with his girlfriend

by Plankboy February 5, 2021