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Congratulations, you have misspelt peppa pig and you likely have a 4 year old daughter called McKenzie who likes to hide behind your legs when she meets someone for the first or forty-first time because she acts shy for a total of two minutes. She asks I for a pet Chihuahua because her friend from playgroup called lilly has one and she thinks it’s cool. She is a huge fan of orange juice and blowing bubbles in it. Her big brother Alex, who is 11, hates it when she comes into the room and asks for a turn on the Xbox and gets mad when she prevents him from getting a 2 kill victory royale! What is this about again? I forgot.
Dan: I love pepper pig
Sarah: I love Ben and hollys little kingdom
Dan: that’s stupid
Sarah:*punches Dan
Dan:*cries
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A period of time lasting up to ten days till the end of the month during which cops are on their menstrual cycle. Much like the female menstruation period, cops become distastefully irritable, and pissy. Additionally, the more severe symptoms do not necessarily mirror that of a woman's cycle. These symptoms are displayed in the extremes and include, but certainly are not limited to: condescension, abrasiveness, anger, aggression, hostility, and in some cases brutality. Simply put, these expressions are a conscious means to provoke people to talk back or to stand up for themselves in a way that the po-po deem intolerable. If this method shows no promise, the victim will be wrongfully accused of something in hopes of receiving admittance. At this point, if a reasonable means to issue a ticket and/or make an arrest is still not found, the bacon will lie about the legality of a potential misdemeanor, ordinance, or felony. The phases of the PMC (Pig Menstruation Cycle) however, are opposite in the progression of stages. Symptomatic changes are most severe in the latter half of the cycle and progressively exacerbate each day. This stage is commonly referred to as PPS, or Postmenstrual Pig Syndrome and usually occurs within the last five days of the month. In essence the pig period is a time of anger and desperation. Desperation to write as many tickets or make as many arrests as needed to sufficiently satisfy their quota; which does exist despite anyone in any position telling you different.
Driver: "Dude, this pig has been riding my ass for the past 3 miles, what the fuck is his problem?"
Passenger: "Dude, the bacon are on their pig period."
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a cop hang-out, like Dunkin' Donuts, Krispy Kreme, or the police station.
You must be a fucking idiot trying to rob a pig sty like Dunkin' Donuts. Have fun up north, bitch.
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A male athlete who gets beaten by a female athlete in an organized hand to hand combat sport, such as wrestling, boxing, mixed martial arts, etc.
"Dave thought he was gonna pin that chick with the quickness, but she submitted him like WHAT? That kid is Pig Knuckles."
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A woman who is a fat ugly slut that drinks excessively.
I would rather insert a small glass tube into my urethra and smash my dick with a tack hammer, than talk to that liquor pig over there
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she murdered her dinosaur loving brother to jump in some muddy puddles, sold weed to 5th graders, hacked mommy pigs computer for her credit card, in currently spending a life time in jail for trying to fuck a frog at the pet store.
Jesus, is Peppa pig fucking a tree again?
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Hamster-Pig is a phrase that originated from the South of England to describe a morbidly obese woman who has both hamster and piglike features. Hamster-Pigs can be found in a variety of places throughout the South of England and will often be seen complaining that there trotters ache, or tucking in to a bucket of the Colonels finest fried chicken.
"eurgh, not Megan? she's a right Hamster-Pig"
"Im sick of the South, theirs so many Hamster-Pigs about"
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