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a so called celebrity from the philippines who says money they got lots yet they embezzle
a napoleonic celebrity who says he so flush he gon buy yacths yet if u pull.up to his house the guard makes abundantly clear the house aint his yet he talking loud bout buying yachts! fuck off ogie alcasid, poser!
ogie alcasid is a poser; he dont even own his home yet talks like he can buy a yacht! he is an embezling poser clown Napoleonic midget!
Other wise known as wannabe. Someone who either A: tries to fit in and fails miserably. B: Someone who tries to be different and fails miserably. C: Someone who does both and fails miserably. This is the typically poser.
Guy:
Type One (The Faux Gansta)
Sags his jeans incredibly low.
Brags about how many "bitches" he has fucked.
Talks about how gansta he is although the only rap the poser guys listen to is lil wayne.
Cusses 7 times in one sentence
Completely disrespects everyone around him OR kisses everyone's ass as a desperate attempt to get people to like him
Makes up stories about getting high and fighting
Lives in a suburb or high class neighborhood but talks about how tough it is
Type 2 (Emo Poser):
Talks about how tough life is
Claims to write poetry and deep music but really doesn't
Has tons of eyeliner and/or eyeshadow
Whines
Girls:
Talks about "haters" constantly
Gets into fights on facebook constantly
Is a self-proclaimed tomboy, emo, skater girl when she is in fact a girly-girl
Talks about how hard life is after their boyfriend of 1 day breaks up with them
Has a Failed Scene Haircut
Wears gobs of makeup
Is obsessed with the most popular music at the time
Well those are the basics. For a perfect example of a girl poser look up jessi slaughter.
*Non-poser Signs In On IM*
EMOhottie651: I'm relly depressed. Lyke my mom wouldn't let me have the new CD, OMG, what a bitch!
NonPoser: Well for one emos would never say that they are emo and you are not depressed just having a whiny temper tantrum. GTFO.
Poser af is a person who fakes to be a fan of something.
"Ay boi did you watch naruto?"
"Yea i did, my favorite character is Naruto."
"Bruh, you are poser af"
A fisherman with all the bells and whistles for catching caranix iginobilis and doesn't know how to use it!
Wow! You have a shimano stella, high performance japan rod and 20yds... that is all you can cast? You're such a GT poser!
Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
When you buy a motorcycle to look cool but never ride it. It sits outside in the rain or in the garage and collects dust.
Sina bought a motorcycle to ride with his friends, but after it arrived, everyone knew right away, that he was a motorcycle poser.
When someone posts something and pretends its me, with my name, in order to start drama.
Pure and utter bullshit, urban poser