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A person who sits while playing games on Wii, such as Tennis and Bowling games.
Check him out! I've never seen a person sitting down while playing Tennis. He is such a Wii Potato.
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When a man wraps string or fishing wire around the tip of his penis until the blood stops flowing through it and it becomes purple
Friend:how was your date?
Guy:she was crazy!
Friend:how?
Guy:she made me give myself a purple potato!
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a person who is lacklustre in responding to emails, text messages, or basic conversation
Shannon, why did you respond to my paragraph-long email with an "lol". You're such a soggy potato!
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Someone with an abnormally large forehead, similar to having a potato on it
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A (typically) Asian woman who only dates caucasian males, typically Americans.
'Li is such a potato chaser, she passed up a date with Akiro for that loser Jake'
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a normal person, with a job and a career, socially awkward outside their work environment, who may be using the "excessive TV watching" in order to manage their depression or social anxiety
many people jump the gun and label each and every couch-potato they encounter as a lazy and unproductive member of society; however, a couch-potato may indeed be be a very functional, non-lazy person, but still watch excessive amounts of TV as an alternative to drugs and medication when dealing with their depression or social anxiety
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The feeling of euphoria that one feels immediately after the consumption of marijuana; getting baked/stoned;
"Dude, i just hit the tits out of that bong and now im super baked potato."
"Dude, you look totally baked potato right now!"
- "Dude... how baked potato are you right now?"
-"Yeah man, im totally tater tots!"
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