A Bakewell Pudding is a traditional desert which originated in the town of Bakewell, Derbyshire.
It consists of a flaky pastry base, jam and an egg and almond filling.
I took a trip to Derbyshire to get a Bakewell Pudding and it tasted delicious.
Nookie pudding is when you're doing anal and she craps on your dick. Then you put it In her pussy.
I met this chick last night and she begged me to give her a nookie pudding.
A woman whose weight problem can most easily be attributed to a habit of general overindulgence, but more specifically her fondness for any form of dessert
Ben: God, that woman's put on a fair bit of weight hasn't she?
Greg: Yeah, she's turned into a right fatty pudding
To ejaculate on top of one's own feces, typically straight after taking the shit.
When you're peeking under the stalls at work: "Better not be frosting (the) pud in there!"
"You best not be frosting the pud in there, you bitch."
a dog trying pudding for the first time
Oh my god! Buster just popped his pudding cherry!
Shit. Matter that comes from your pucker hole.
"I just walked across my lawn and stepped in a pile of your asshole dog's pucker pudding."