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Something james sez, as he thinks blak people say it!
wassup my rai chi monkey
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A sexual act in which one man takes an energy ray gun and shoots it up another mans tight harry asshole. This will produce an amazing orgasm causing the man to bust a load, but will also kill him in the process.
Elton john accidentally killed his boyfriend when he performed The Ronald ray-gun.
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Noun.
A phrase used to refer to a single person who exists as a subset of "Schrodinger's Douchebag" whereby the person making the bigoted statements retreats from their stance and obscures their politics with the excuse that they were "just joking," except that in the case of the "Chris Ray Gun" the individual does so continuously, usually for a living (i.e. as their primary source of income). "Chris Ray Guns" make blogs, articles, internet videos, and even music or other art with the express intention of using edgy and humor to defend reactionary political stances and ridicule progressive stances. A necessary quality of the Chris Ray Gun is that they reinforce bigotry, usually by using slurs as insults while simultaneously arguing against civil rights, all because they think they're being funny.
Sometimes abbreviated to "C.R.G." and not to be confused with the common proper noun and first name "Chris."
"Have you seen the latest Chris Ray Gun video?"
"Yeah, that guy has some problems."
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"Flat, stubbly, and wavy pussy that feels as if you are petting a stingray against the grain with a conjured sense of confusing terror. "
You could tell she was underage by how eager, yet shy, her sting ray coochy was dryly scratching against my pelvic region.
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The Hipster equivalent to Pop music's Katy Perry
"Lana Del Ray is hot, has big lips, models, was on SNL and is an OK singer"
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To be poked in the eyes and shot full of heroin
"If you dont stop being an @$$ im going to ray charles your @$$"
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Will claim she is not hungry but will steal all of your food. Always wants desert or sugar. Still denies that she is a vsco girl but she uses a hydro flask and scrunchies so you tell me. Names her car, loves monograms, LOVES coffee. She is pretty dope tho. The most beautiful woman ever, strong, courageous, kind, sweet, funny, sarcastic, independent, brilliant, and loving.
When I met Mary carol ray my life changed forever and I have never been happier, I am still dumbfounded as to how someone this incredible can exist
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