Rule 3

The number of girls/boys someone says multiply/divide it by 3. If its a guy, take the number of girls they said and divide it by 3, if it's a girl take the number of guys and multiply if my 3.

" I slept with 3 girls over break."
"Did you hear that guy, three girls!"
" nah dude, you don't know the Rule 3?"
" Oh yeah, Divide it by 3. He only slept with one girl."

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Ja Rule

1. Noun. Derogatory term; a synonym for most insulting derogatory terms associated with profanity.
2. A word associated with defecation, faces.
3. A word not

1. Youse a big mothafuckin' hunka Ja Rule!
2. (same as above)
3. Ja Rule is great <----IMPROPER USE OF VOCABULARY. SYNTAX AND GRAMMATICAL ERROR(s).

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Rule 34

Rule 34 of the internet: if you can think of it, ther's porn for it.

Dragons f**ing cars. Rule 34.

Rule 35

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Rule 54

A rule stating that if someone is called evil, but has no horns, the person who named the person evil shall be punched in the face.

Guy 1: OMG you are so evil!

Guy 2: Rule 54 *punches*

Guy 1: Damn it....

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Rule zero

A rule on the internet which stands for don’t fuck with cats

Luka Magnotta broke rule zero when he killed 2 kittens.

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Rule 43

The more Beautiful and Pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

fulfilling Rule 43 with ur sister was awesome!

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Ja Rule

Stumpy fagott.
Also see. cookie monster

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