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When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate
August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.
Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day
Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch
monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable
or a dub but
what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person
When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.
Jimmy needs to be Shrek Clapped, he missed a tackle in our game.
yummy shrek is when something is extremely good or nice.
Person 1: We're having pasta for dinner
Person 2: Yummy shrek