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When your fucking her doggy and crumbling lays potato chips on her back in anticipation of her father walking in to see.
Laura's dad was about to walk in the room so I gave her the salty crumbler..
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The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.
John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?
Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!
John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!
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The taste of cum in your mouth that is overly salty and quite frankly tastes like garbage.
Often this taste occurs due to a lack of pineapple being consumed by person who is receiving oral sex.
Person 1: "I was blowing this guy the other day and his jizz totally tasted like salty garbage.
Person 2: "Wow, that SUCKS lol."
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When a person's "raisins" become quite shriveled and "salty" like when in a "nutted" bag of trial mix due to pent up aggression or sexual tension.
Becki: Oh my gosh Lexi were you with Joe last night?
Lexi: oh my god yeah he had really salty raisins!
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The act of performing oral sexy on a woman whilst also picking her nose and eating it. A nice satisfying mixture of that sweet cream and salty booger to really even out the experience.
Craving a well rounded "meal" Josh gave Kate the Sweet and Salty by picking Kate's boogers and popping them in his mouth whilst he was going down her.
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when you eat out a womans stubbly pussy, after she just got done working out
salty cracker,yummmmmmmy
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When you ejaculate into a girls belly button
Bitch, turn over so I can give you a salty spitoon.
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