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the act or practice of using a ziplock sandwich bag as a prophylactic in order to prevent conception or venereal infection
I sandwich bagged that ho
The person designated to pick up lunch by coworkers based on availability. An individual is more likely to be assigned sandwich beeyotch responsibilities if they are new to a company, straight out of college, or happen to be standing around with their hands in pockets by the time coworkers get hungry. Sandwich beeyotches are not limited to picking up sandwiches.
Hey, Phil isn't doing anything, let's make him pick up lunch. He can be our sandwich beeyotch today.
The act of dining, breaking bread or having a meal with another. Replacement for the phrase "let's do lunch."
I have not seen you since we went S-boardin' up at Mount Hood, yo. Let's drop a sandwich and catch up, bro.
When two obese people run at each other and collide, either to fight or to hug.
Two friends are rough housing in the backyard.
"Oh shit, there goes Maddie and Brandon at it again, what a Chubby Sandwich."
Sandwich Syndrome is when someone doesn't go through puberty until Sophomore year in highschool, or sometimes even later.
Named after the town of Sandwich, Illinois because everyone born and raised here has never gone through puberty even when they are in highschool.
Sandwich Syndrome is a terrible, yet hilarious disorder, and should be laughed at whenever you see a non-pubescent FAG
Guy 1: Hey, why is that 6th grader going to Chem 2?
Guy 2: That's not a 6th grader, that's our teacher!
Guy 1: Ooh, he must be from Sandwich
Guy 1 & 2 Laugh
Teacher: Detention, both of you! Sandwich Syndrome is a SERIOUS disorder
When two men (the bread) catch an unsuspecting victim (the filling) in between them and begin to squeeze. For the victim it's like being caught in a two way bear hug.
Jimmy: "Dude, Daniel had two of his ribs broken when Joe and Tim caught him in a Man Sandwich."
John: "Those two always hand out one brutal Man Sandwich."
Adjective referring to a very skinny person who needs to gain weight, generally a woman; too skinny.
You see that skinny as Keira Knightley? That bitch so need-a-sandwich.