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The worst in-game experience you'll ever have during your first run of the game you're playing right now, life. You need your character to wake up with only 2 hours of sleep, which will keep them from functioning properly. Then, you either walk a long ass path, or take the hell ridden vehicle with disgusting level 4 children that stick boogers up the footrest petal. After you arrive to the torture chamber, you are greeted with math. What's so bad about math? Learning things you'll probably won't use for your career. If you wanna be an artist, too bad. You have to have your time wasted learning calculus instead. Next is ELA. ELA teaches you how to...literally read. Science is next. this is probably the most interesting subject, since your teacher probably won't care about what you're doing if you're wearing level 100 protective glasses. Science teachers see these glasses as protective shields that can protect an incoming intercontinental nuke, but the cons of science is how they make you compare salt to...salt. There's also these things called "Specials" that seem interesting at first, but terribly horrid and tiring once you experience them. P.E is probably the most hated out there, I can sense those girls complaining how their gym shorts are too short. I can go on and on explaining how illogical and flawed this experience is, but that'd take too long.

"I grinded school for 7 hours, but only got 4 EXP. School sucks!

by CoolAlien March 14, 2022


school

An organization set up by a country's government with the intent of turning the snotty-nosed little brats of today into the ever reliable tax payers of tomorrow.

The kid never missed a day of school, now he's 100% ready to devote his life to Uncle Sam.

by Duffman001 July 26, 2017


school

A secret JUVENILE PRISON for children and teenagers also a place of Homework and torture

POLICE OFFICER: Do you have any juvenile record
BOY: yes
POLICE OFFICER: how long
BOY: 13 years of school
POLICE OFFICER: Oh shit me to

by A-Tech Productions August 9, 2016


School

A place ran by Nazis and filled with deceitful two faces assholes

If Hitler was alive to day he’d see how well his so called invention “school” was working.

by Seaturtsthename-cocainsthegame October 9, 2017


School

N. An abusive penitentiary located within the planet of male cow excrement. Cow excrement dwells in the galaxy of Camel genitalia.

School is a prison on planet bullshit! In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!

by BitterIrony March 17, 2015


School

Some people need it, some do not. For those who need it is simply annoying, but will end up helping you in the end. Yet, for those who do not it is simply living hell for 14 years of your life minimum.

Most people: I hate school
The rest: We too

by Some Random Guy Liking Dick July 10, 2017


School

Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What does school mean

6 crappy hours of our lives

by Brennbrenn July 5, 2015