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Someone who has sharted more then 10 times in their lifetime.
Dave sharted twice in day i knew he was close to becoming a shart lord.
When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.
Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...
When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.
"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"
This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea
Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.
When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.
A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.
Im so drunk I might shart my biscuits.
A doomsday event in your asshole when you think it’s going to be a fart but end up spewing crap everywhere
Guy 1: What’s wrong with him he looks like he’s going to die?
Guy 2: Poor Sam over there is experiencing a Giga Shart