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Person A have you sucked off shrek
Person b yeah tasted shreks cum
get wrecked in the name of shrek
August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.
Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day
Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch
When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate
The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies
Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW
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