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Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting
Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.
that one nerd in school you would never date but secretly, he's the best kisser in the world.
Omg that nerd looks like such a Simon JuJu
Simon is an amazing person and is friends with anyone. He is very funny but can be sometimes annoying. If you meet a Simon Robinson make sure to be friends with him and he will always have your back. Anytime, anywhere. He also is often sad and lonely but his friends are always making him happy
Wow! Is that Simon Robinson? He is so cool!
When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops
Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...
The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.
Your dad is such a Simon's Dad
the name Caddicarus gave to Spyro the Dragon.
Caddicarus: watch out, everyone! it’s Simon the Door